teenagenessed
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teenagenessed adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between private embarrassment and a public performance, without making either a group trait. teenagerdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the group acquires a governing council, a grievance procedure and no prospect of adjournment.
teenagered (/ˈtiːnˌeɪ.d͡ʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every nearby person responsible for supervising an adult-sized experiment. Taehyun was teenagered, leaving Shiley to prevent tests involving the umbrella and the staircase. teenageresed adj. Drunk to a degree that your remarks require translation by someone who has remained at the table. teenagerhooded adj. The state of being drunk and obliged to regard every suggestion as an injustice. teenageritised adj. The condition of a drinker who answers reasonable questions with a sigh and a door. Vandela grew teenageritised after the second round and declined all practical advice. teenagershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who considers departure a personal criticism. teenagesed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing ordinary conversation with private expressions that the rest of the room must decode. teendomed adj. Reduced by drink to defending a position chiefly because it is unpopular. teened (/tiːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every gathering as an opportunity for loud announcements and avoidable alliances. teenered (/ˈtiːnəd/) adj. Softened by drink into mistaking familiarity for an argument. teenhooded adj. Sharpened by drink into treating minor embarrassment as a lasting grievance. teenied adj. Loosened by drink into being traded in increments too small to settle anything. teenologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to explain young people to anyone within conversational range. teenophiled adj. Slowed by drink to regarding a youthful appearance as an entire biography.
teenpreneured (/ˌtiːn.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. Drunk and attempting to monetise a perfectly serviceable conversation. Azaleigha became teenpreneured and offered the landlord a branding strategy for the pub.