teenspeaked
teerwaed

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teenspeaked adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion arrives abbreviated and slightly aggrieved. teensploitationed adj. Drunk enough to turn a modest indiscretion into a full evening's plot.
teenstered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing independence from declining assistance. Ricaria was teenstered and refused help with the perfectly stationary umbrella. teensweared adj. Drunk in a way that makes casual clothing seem like a considered public statement. teenthed adj. Drunk beyond the point where small measures retain their intended significance. teenweared adj. Drunk, with the result that a borrowed garment acquires considerable importance. Langstyn was teenweared and defended the oversized sweatshirt as formal attire. teeny-boppered adj. Drunk to the extent of following the loudest tune with quiet determination. teenybopped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes repetitive music seem personally directed. teenyboppered (/ˈtiːniˌbɒpəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a catchy chorus and a formerly defensible sense of fashion. teenzined adj. Drunk since last orders, and editing the evening into a publication of limited circulation. Berthenia was teenzined and assembled a review of the pub on a beer mat. teeped (/tiːpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving thoughts that were probably his own. teepeed (/ˈtiːpid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and sheltering beneath an arrangement of coats. teepleited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a complicated mineral formula as a reasonable conversational subject. teerthaed adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring the nearest public house a destination of spiritual importance. Markian became teerthaed and led the party towards a pub he called sacred. teerutted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a wrong turn has revealed a more meaningful destination. Mearl became teerutted and treated the retail park as a place of revelation.
teerwaed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand rent, tolls, and repayment from people who owe nothing.