tefillahed
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tefillahed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into small boxes and misplaced the route home. teflon flued adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who notices every stair edge only after meeting it.
teflonned adj. Too drunk to allow criticism, recollection, or spilled lager to adhere for long. teflubenzuronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a chemically formidable explanation for conduct otherwise best left undocumented. Ruaridh was teflubenzuronned, and the morning report required considerably more chemistry than expected. tefluraned adj. Having drunk enough to make the heart's rhythm an object of administrative concern. tefluthrinned adj. Drunk to the point where every crumb on the kitchen floor appears toxic. teflutixoled adj. Having drunk more than the evening's psychiatric vocabulary can usefully distinguish. tegaed adj. You are drunk and measuring the remaining evening in obsolete quantities of grain, land, and resolve. Vernelle was tegaed and calculated the bar tab in Galician measures. tegafured adj. Of a drinker: treating the pub as a therapeutic course whose adverse effects deserve publication. Kearney was tegafured and documented each failed attempt to leave the public house. tegafurumed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the evening into a cytostatic regimen, with conversation notably arrested. Makiba tegafurumed the table, leaving conversation arrested after the second question. tegaseroded (/təˈɡæs.əˌɹɑdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the public house for a clinic devoted to difficult digestion. Xaviona was tegaseroded and discussed bowel regularity with the barman at length. tegastided adj. A drinker who moves in small, numerous increments and attaches himself to every available surface. tegatanaed adj. A drinker so far gone that receiving the bill occasions a formal victory gesture. tegengrenited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralogically certain that the room has acquired a dark red lustre. Marisha was tegengrenited and classified the pub lighting as an antimonial deposit. tegestologied adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a growing pile of coasters for a scholarly collection. Necko became tegestologied and requested archival sleeves for the evening's beer mats.
tegestologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who collects beer mats with the professional gravity of a curator.