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telebridged adj. Of a drinker who has connected distant groups, usually by shouting across one room. telebridginged adj. Describing a drinker who keeps multiple conversations connected despite being present at only one. telebriefinged adj. A drinker who delivers concise instructions remotely, none of which survive contact with the doorway. telebroadcasted adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark is transmitted to the whole room. telebroadcastered adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting a continuous programme from whichever stool currently supports you. telebrokered adj. The condition of a drinker who negotiates every round as though buying shares. Josette got telebrokered and haggled over a half-pint's future value. telebrokinged adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the bar tab as a market requiring constant remote instruction. telebureaued adj. Reduced by drink to a small office of uncertain purpose, open late beside the fruit machine. Aireana was telebureaued, receiving enquiries at the end of the bar. telebused adj. Softened by drink into a vehicle that goes wherever summoned, provided someone says where. telebusinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into conducting pub affairs remotely, chiefly by sending messages to people nearby. telecabined adj. Still drunk, and ascending the evening by cable, with the bar receding below. Kayro spent the last hour telecabined, rising slowly towards the crisps on the upper shelf. telecabinned (/ˈtɛlɪˌkæbɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to descend except by a suspended carriage, preferably towards the nearest kebab. telecalled adj. Sufficiently drunk to place one telephone call and regard the resulting silence as a reply. telecallinged adj. Having drunk enough to make repeated calls, chiefly to people who have not requested a quotation. telecameraed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and broadcasting every private movement to the room. telecanthused adj. You have drunk enough to regard the space between your eyes as a matter of public infrastructure. Amarye became telecanthused and measured the distance between her eyebrows with a beer mat.