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telecanvassinged adj. You are drunk and soliciting opinions by telephone from persons who were enjoying the evening quietly. telecardiogramed adj. Of a drinker: broadcasting a heart rhythm remotely, chiefly by tapping the table in time. Sherridan was telecardiogramed, transmitting a steady rhythm through the bar furniture. telecardiographied adj. Of a drinker who has entrusted the evening's pulse to distant observers and the nearest coaster. Wannie was telecardiographied, sending updates on his pulse to a sister in Leeds. telecardiologied adj. Describing a drinker who conducts remote heart medicine from the vicinity of the crisps. telecared adj. A drinker who receives distant medical reassurance and immediate local assistance with his coat. telecarered adj. A drinker so far gone that he provides remote care while requiring it in person. Erikia became telecarered and advised three friends to hydrate from the floor. telecasted (/ˈtɛlɪkæstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting the evening beyond the premises, principally to the taxi driver. Emelinda was telecasted, giving a running commentary on every round to the cab. telecastered adj. The condition of a drinker who announces each development with grave authority, including the arrival of chips. Jorrin became telecastered and reported the first chip with national significance. telecataloged adj. The drunkenness of one who has indexed every available object and still cannot find the menu. telecatalogued adj. Reduced by drink to an electronically published list of things wanted immediately. telecentered adj. Softened by drink into a public access point for computers, gossip and one determined nap. Stacia grew telecentered and allowed strangers to practise typing beside her. telecentred adj. Sharpened by drink into a public computing hub with the narrower purpose of ordering food. Anistin became telecentred and directed everyone towards the takeaway website. telecentricitied adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where everything appears aligned, provided it remains at a distance. telechecked adj. Emboldened by drink to authorise a payment verbally, then discover the account is theoretical. Ollye became telechecked and approved the round by telephone from two feet away. telechelicked adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every sentence has functional groups at both ends and nothing between. Jamiesha grew telechelicked, beginning and ending each conversation without reaching its middle. telechired adj. Drunk and operating the room by remote arm, with a convincing reach but no local judgement.