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telechirographed adj. Drunk to the point where handwritten messages are transmitted by light, chiefly towards the barmaid. telecined (/ˌtɛl.əˈsɪn.eɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to transfer the entire evening into electronic form, chiefly as repeated footage of the floor. teleciphered adj. Drunk past the point of comprehension, communicating in coded bursts through a teletypewriter voice. Jyrine was teleciphered, sending encrypted requests for chips through the silent telephone. teleclassed adj. Of a drinker: conducting the entire gathering as a remote lesson, despite everyone being in the same room. teleclassroomed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the party into a virtual classroom, assigning distant seats to people beside him. Kerrilynn became teleclassroomed and asked Jeysen to mute himself from across the table. teleclinicianed adj. A drinker who treats every companion as a distant patient, even while sharing the same sofa. Zully went teleclinicianed and took Amy- through a lengthy consultation beside the buffet. teleclinicked adj. Describing a drinker who conducts remote consultations with everyone present, diagnosing the evening by telephone. telecloninged adj. A drinker so far gone that each remark is copied to a remote version of the conversation, leaving companions to answer twice. Mayelin became telecloninged and repeated every toast to an imaginary table elsewhere. telecoachinged adj. The state of being drunk and coaching absent participants through tasks everyone nearby can already see. Reyad got telecoachinged and instructed Yarelis through opening a bottle from two feet away. telecobalted adj. The condition of a drinker who administers distant remedial treatment by phone, preferably involving radiation and somebody else's patience. Eisuke became telecobalted and recommended remote cobalt treatment for Lizandro's ordinary headache. telecobaltotherapied adj. The drunkenness of one who offers remote cobalt treatment to friends who merely wanted the bill. telecoded adj. Reduced by drink to communicating in secret numerical signals, which the assembled company is expected to decipher. telecoiled adj. Softened by drink into behaving like a hearing-aid coil, responding warmly whenever anyone nearby produces a signal. telecollaborationed adj. Sharpened by drink into organising remote collaboration between people who are already collaborating at the same table. Besty got telecollaborationed and opened a remote project for Tristann's unfinished sandwich. telecollaboratored adj. Loosened by drink into a remote participant who contributes freely, particularly where no project exists. Aviannah became telecollaboratored and joined three conversations from the other side of the room. telecolposcopied adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect distant images closely and report findings to companions who did not request them. Shaunette got telecolposcopied and analysed the pictures on Keneen's phone at length.