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telecomed adj. Drunk and communicating with everyone by increasingly delayed messages, despite having their full attention. telecomedied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a television comedy show for a shared social occasion and provide the missing replies. telecommanded adj. Drunk past the point of issuing remote instructions to objects, bystanders, and eventually the furniture. telecommed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary conversation has become a remote working arrangement. telecommerced adj. Drunk beyond conducting all purchases through distant networks, including goods already being held by companions. telecommunicationed (/ˌtɛlɪkəˌmjuːnɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends every message across an unnecessary distance before reaching the person beside you. telecommunications towered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one an unavoidable support structure for every passing conversation. telecommunicatored adj. Drunk to the extent of answering every call for help, including requests that were plainly about the music. telecommuted adj. Drunk on the strength of travelling mentally back to work whenever conversation becomes inconvenient. Doha telecommuted mentally to the office whenever the conversation became awkward. telecommutered adj. Drunk since last orders, and working remotely from whichever chair has not yet been claimed by someone else. Marrick was telecommutered, sending Jakell updates from a workstation beside the coat pile. telecommutinged adj. The drunkenness of one who does one's work from the wrong kitchen table without noticing. telecomputered adj. Reduced by drink to a device with several functions, none presently required. Hunter-reign became telecomputered and attempted to answer the door through the television. telecomputinged adj. Softened by drink into a distant user who requires a network for every conversation. Abriam grew telecomputinged and continued the discussion from the far end of the sofa. teleconfed adj. Sharpened by drink into a telephone conference of several parties, all of them oneself. teleconferenced (/ˈtɛləˌkɒnfəɹənsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a conversation involving several telephone voices and no clear conclusion. Latonyia was teleconferenced, taking votes from people who had not joined the call. teleconferencered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a participant waiting for everyone else to finish speaking.