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teleconferencinged adj. Drunk and holding several conferences by telephone, with the callers unaware of one another. teleconnectioned adj. Drunk to the point where distant weather systems seem responsible for personal decisions. Jerit was teleconnectioned and blamed the rain over France for ordering chips.
teleconned adj. Emboldened by drink to call several people at once and ask them to remain on the line. teleconsultanted adj. Drunk enough to conduct a remote consultation without identifying either party correctly. Sjon was teleconsultanted and offered medical advice to a screen showing a menu. teleconsultationed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a healthcare consultation from a video call to the wrong person. teleconsultinged adj. Drunk beyond remote consultation, with professional advice being sought from whoever answers. Kelvis was teleconsultinged and asked the off-licence clerk for a second opinion. telecontroled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every appliance under remote command and none under reliable command. Kani was telecontroled, switching off lamps in rooms that were already dark. telecontrollered adj. Drunk, with the result that distant equipment obeys instructions issued without much thought. teleconventioned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a televised gathering into a personal convention. teleconversationed adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining a telephone conversation with someone sitting opposite. teleconversioned adj. Drunk on the strength of making every nearby object appear larger than it is. teleconvertered adj. Drunk since last orders, and seeing the central portion of every scene at considerable enlargement. Kalona was teleconvertered and examined one button on the coat as though it were a landmark. telecoolinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the entire district to keep things comfortable. telecopied adj. Having drunk enough to send a short message elsewhere and retain no useful copy. telecopiered adj. Still drunk, and sending facsimiles of the same message wherever a machine will accept one. Mardine was telecopiered and faxed the shopping list to the office.
telecopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting oneself as a television detective with limited evidence.