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teledensity rated adj. Still drunk, and assessing every room by telephone lines per hundred people instead of available handrails. Arriyanah became teledensity rated, tabulating telephone lines per hundred patrons while ignoring the handrails. teledentistried adj. Too drunk to reach a dentist, but still prepared to conduct a remote examination of everyone's teeth. teledermatologied adj. Having drunk enough to exchange detailed skin observations remotely while overlooking the bruise acquired on the stairs. teledermatologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to diagnose rashes remotely, provided nobody expects a steady approach or a close examination. teledermatoscopied adj. Having drunk more than a remote specialist can diagnose from transmitted images of the evening's assorted bruises. Latanza was teledermatoscopied, forwarding a close photograph of her knee to a distant expert. teledermoscopied adj. You have drunk enough to transmit magnified images of every blemish rather than walk over for an examination. telediabetesed adj. You are drunk and managing your blood sugar remotely, while your coordination deteriorates locally. Brodyn was telediabetesed, checking glucose levels by phone before missing the final step. telediagnosised adj. Of a drinker: diagnosing the evening from a distance, with particular uncertainty about the location of the stairs. Jeaniyah was telediagnosised, identifying a balance disorder from the far side of the room. telediagnosticsed adj. Of a drinker who has delegated all examination to remote systems and all balance to the wall. Henry-john was telediagnosticsed, receiving remote assessments while leaning against the stairwell. telediastoled adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the final resting phase before attempting another, less successful descent. teledildonicsed adj. A drinker who has surrendered direct coordination and is attempting intimacy through remote equipment. Sochil was teledildonicsed, operating the bedroom machinery while unable to cross the landing. teledoctored adj. A drinker so far gone that medical assistance is sought remotely, chiefly because standing up would complicate matters. teledoctoringed adj. Drunk to a degree that you prescribe remedies for the coat queue by telephone. teledocumentationed adj. Drunk to the extent of sending the evening's paperwork by phone before finding the correct coat. teledramaed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the queue for last orders acquires several television-worthy reversals. teledramatisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and writing the journey home as though each turning point required dialogue.