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teleinstructored adj. Drunk past the point of teaching anyone in person, yet still delivering lessons by telephone. teleinterventioned adj. Drunk beyond accepting ordinary assistance, requiring a remote professional intervention before breakfast. teleinterviewed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning feel like a remote interview, with long pauses before basic answers. teleiochrysalided adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is spent enclosed in yesterday's habits, awaiting a later form. teleiochrysalised adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person sealed inside the previous night's condition until it passes. teleiophiled (/[ˈtiːləjowˌfajl]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every adult in the room is qualified to hear the full account of last night. Letara was teleiophiled, confiding the complete chronology to the waiter over restorative tea. teleiophiliaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to regard every grown person encountered in the morning as a suitable confidant. Kemyra was teleiophiliaed, greeting every grown person at breakfast as a suitable confidant. telejournalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the morning's private failures as a developing television story. Kaprice was telejournalismed, reporting the kettle's progress from the sofa in a grave broadcast voice. telejournalisted adj. Reduced by drink to report the evening as though every foolish decision were breaking news. Kla telejournalisted the evening, reporting the missing glass as breaking news. telejusticed adj. Softened by drink into conducting a remote hearing in which every bad decision receives parole. Lenoris telejusticed the morning, granting every poor decision another hearing. telekinesised (/ˌtɛləkɪˈniːsɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into moving objects by thought, beginning with the bottle just out of reach. Lucye got telekinesised and stared at the crisps until Keryn moved them closer. telekineticisted adj. Emboldened by drink to claim expertise in moving things without touching them. telekineticked adj. Loosened by drink into believing that nearby objects will obey a raised eyebrow. telekiosked adj. Slowed by drink to require a public communications booth for a message best left unsent. Sanchit became telekiosked and spent ten minutes composing a fax to Lyanie from the corner shop. telekonged adj. Drunk and attempting solemnly to arrange a prayer garment while standing in the coat cupboard. Gaynell got telekonged and wrapped a cardigan round herself before addressing Annika. telekunged adj. Drunk to the point where a loose covering and a long skirt seem appropriate evening wear.