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telemarkered adj. You have drunk enough to regard an ordinary floor as a suitable course for specialist skiing. telemarketered adj. Drunk to the point where you try to sell the sofa a warranty over the telephone. telemarketinged adj. Drunk enough to make unsolicited calls offering the last biscuit, the sofa, and a glass of water. Collen became telemarketinged and rang the kitchen to promote a half-eaten sandwich. telematicsed (/tɛləˈmætɪksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the location, condition, and intended destination of the water glass to yourself. Krisztina got telematicsed and reported the sofa's position to the empty kitchen. telematizationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the kitchen as anything other than a device for remotely summoning toast. telemechanicsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the cupboard doors and kettle operate at a distance, usually badly. telemechanismed adj. Drunk, with the result that you expect the sofa to operate the kitchen on your behalf. Dusten became telemechanismed and waited for the kettle to travel to the sitting room. telemediationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen and sofa require a remote mediator before agreeing who has the water. telemedicined adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a remote consultation about whether the sofa is medically suitable for sleeping. telemeetinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a remote meeting with the sofa, the kettle, and nobody else. telemental healthed adj. Drunk since last orders, and seeking remote professional guidance on why the sofa has become reassuring. Vandiver went telemental healthed from the sofa, asking a remote adviser why standing now seemed impolite. telementationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and transmitting the idea of a glass of water without moving towards one. Hakiem got telementationed and tried to communicate thirst to the kitchen telepathically. telementored adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering the kettle remote advice on its professional development. Tiasha became telementored and coached the kettle through its responsibilities from the sofa. telementoringed adj. Still drunk, and providing the sofa with long-distance guidance on supporting an adult through the evening. telemessaged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every request for water into a formal printed notice. telemessaginged adj. Too drunk to deliver a message in person, but quite capable of sending the kitchen repeated requests for water.