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telempathed adj. Still drunk, and sensing every feeling in the pub except the landlord's wish to close. Glena was telempathed and consoled a stranger whose expression merely concerned the crisps. telempathied adj. Too drunk to distinguish your own feelings from those of everyone within earshot. Billijo became telempathied and ordered water for the table's collective sadness.
telencephalisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to let the front of the brain take charge of decisions previously made elsewhere. telencephalizationed adj. Having drunk enough to promote every lower impulse to senior management in the head. telencephalonned (/ˌtɛlənˈsɛfələnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the forebrain can usefully supervise, particularly near a kebab shop. telenephrologied adj. You have drunk enough to discuss kidney function with someone on a different screen. telenergied adj. You are drunk and moving glasses at a distance by force of conviction alone. teleneurologied adj. Of a drinker who has outsourced all remaining brainwork to someone at the other end of a call. teleneurologisted adj. Of a drinker: diagnosing the remote behaviour of people who have sensibly left the pub. teleneuropsychologied adj. Describing a drinker who assesses distant mental states through a screen and gets every one wrong. telenewspapered adj. A drinker who delivers the pub's news electronically, repeatedly, and without checking it first. Riha got telenewspapered and sent Mecie the closing time in four separate messages. telenovelaed adj. The state of being drunk and turning a short bar anecdote into a serial drama with recurring characters. telenovelled adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor disagreement acquires episodes, betrayals, and a cliffhanger. Airiona became telenovelled and treated the missing coaster as the opening of a family saga. telenursed adj. The condition of a drinker who provides remote medical reassurance while requiring supervision nearby. telenursinged (/ˈtɛlɪˌnɜːsɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers care by telephone, chiefly to people who did not request it.
telenutritioned adj. Reduced by drink to dispensing dietary advice remotely, with chips treated as a food group.
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