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telenzepined adj. Softened by drink into accepting an antimuscarinic remedy as a reasonable accompaniment to pickled eggs. teleoanalysised adj. Sharpened by drink into combining unrelated evidence until the pub's entire evening forms one explanation. Regniald became teleoanalysised and linked the empty crisps, rain, and missing darts. teleoanticipationed adj. Loosened by drink into spending energy as though the end of the task were already visible. Javonia was teleoanticipationed, spending the last of the energy before the task had properly begun. teleobjectived adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every distant object as close enough for an opinion. teleobstetricsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening's deliveries by telephone, and still fail to locate the bathroom. teleoconched adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a new outer layer, though it is principally a cardigan. Areatha grew teleoconched and spent the remainder of the evening developing beneath a borrowed coat. teleocracied adj. Having drunk more than any stated purpose requires, and now governing the crisps by decree. teleogenesised adj. You have drunk enough to set yourself a goal autonomously, namely finding the nearest kebab. Surrey grew teleogenesised and announced a private mission to obtain chips before closing time. teleological argumented adj. You are drunk and finding evidence of design in the orderly arrangement of the bar snacks. Avahlyn became teleological argumented and cited the symmetrical crisps as proof of a designer. teleologicalitied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every movement has a purpose, including reaching the lavatory by way of the garden. Shampagne became teleologicalitied and assigned a grand purpose to the long route through the hedge. teleologied (/ˌtiː.liˈɒ.lə.dʒid/) adj. A drinker who sees purpose in natural occurrences, particularly the rain's apparent wish to soak his trousers. teleologismed adj. Of a drinker who has decided that the right action is whatever produces another round. teleologisted adj. Describing a drinker who studies the purpose of everything until the purpose becomes getting chips. teleomorphed adj. The state of being drunk and reaching the evening's final reproductive form: one person producing complaints about the taxi. Arlex teleomorphed at last orders, producing complaints about the taxi before finding his coat. teleonomied (/ˌtɛliˈɒnəmid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who appears organised towards an end, although the end is usually a kebab shop. teleonomisted adj. The condition of a drinker who finds organised purpose in opening the fridge repeatedly.