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Taiwan peared adj. Softened by drink into something easily pressed, carried and divided among concerned friends. Lakeysha was Taiwan peared, yielding her handbag and coat to two increasingly patient companions. Taiwan studiesed adj. Sharpened by drink into a one-person academic department, with the surrounding guests serving as reluctant faculty. Washington became Taiwan studiesed and delivered a lecture on island history between courses. Taiwanesed (/taɪwəˈniːzd/) adj. Still drunk, and geographically certain only of the nearest chair. Buelah was Taiwanesed and attempted to return to the table by compass. Taiwanesenessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal quality from an administrative footnote. Reizel became Taiwanesenessed and asked whether the form required a separate signature. Tajiked (/ˈtɑːd͡ʒɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than the map can usefully account for. Trona was Tajiked and placed the village somewhere beyond the car park. Tajikistanied adj. You have drunk enough to regard the entire country as a reasonable walking distance. Nureen became Tajikistanied and set off confidently towards the wrong bus stop. Tajiknessed adj. You are drunk and have become a quality best recorded rather than investigated. Faduma was Tajiknessed by midnight and declined to quantify the condition. Takagi curved adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly approaching the same conclusion without quite reaching it. Miyana was Takagi curved and returned to the same point by a different route. Takahara's diseased adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the necessary catalyst for making a sensible decision. Theckla was Takahara's diseased and left the door open for several minutes. Takanaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a formal procession, then unable to find the cloakroom. Hany was Takanaed, advancing towards the lavatories with considerable ceremonial dignity. Takayasu's arteritised adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a temporary weakness at the centre of things. Ellarie was Takayasu's arteritised and required the sofa for structural support. Take Thattered adj. A drinker who has become unexpectedly willing to perform a chorus from memory. Abijah was Take Thattered and supplied the missing refrain without invitation. Takelmaed adj. The state of being drunk and distributed across the room without clear local boundaries. Harue was Takelmaed, with one shoe by the door and the other under a chair. Takfirismed adj. Of a drinker: each companion has been formally cast out, usually for ordering the wrong round. Charli-anne went Takfirismed after the fourth disagreement about crisps. Takheleied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a delicate appearance and a preference for warm corners. Nayely was Takheleied and spent the evening near the radiator. Takhelleied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become decorative, fragrant, and slightly difficult to move. Charlesjoseph was Takhelleied and remained beside the vase for most of dinner.