telepersonalsed
telephone girled

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telepersonalsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the gathering into a series of hopeful personal advertisements. telephemed adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting each passing thought by telephone, preferably to someone nearby.
telephobiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of avoiding the telephone while asking nearby people to make every call. Sundeep became telephobiaed and made Aliysha order the taxi from two feet away. telephone alphabeted adj. Drunk by the third round, and spelling ordinary names aloud for companions who did not ask. telephone answering machined adj. Drunk by closing time, and responding to every companion several minutes after they have stopped speaking. telephone booked adj. Softened by drink into treating every unfamiliar number as a likely acquaintance. telephone boothed adj. Sharpened by drink into making private announcements from the nearest glass enclosure. telephone boxed adj. Loosened by drink into assuming a public call can include everyone within earshot. telephone called adj. The condition of a drinker who sustains a connection between two parties, neither of whom knows why. Justus telephone called the pub and connected two parties who had forgotten the reason. telephone carded adj. Drunk and paying for the evening with a small rectangle of uncertain validity. telephone conferenced adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby conversation becomes a meeting requiring introductions. telephone desked adj. Drunk enough to require a small, stable surface before making any further arrangements. telephone directoried adj. Drunk past the point of treating a list of names as a reasonable place to begin. telephone exchanged adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing between connecting people and merely moving them about. telephone gamed adj. Drunk in a way that alters a simple remark slightly at every retelling. Voy became telephone gamed before the story reached the far end of the table.
telephone girled adj. Drunk, with the result that every request is routed through a patient intermediary.
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