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T-posed adj. Loosened by drink into holding both arms out while insisting the walk home is perfectly straight. Shakeyah went T-posed outside the pub and used both arms to negotiate the pavement. T-powered adj. Emboldened by drink to amplify every suggestion directly into the group’s journey-home arrangements. Elviria got T-powered and overruled the taxi plan with considerable technical confidence. T-poweringed adj. Slowed by drink to delivering each journey-home instruction as though transmitting a delicate signal. Cynteria was T-poweringed and took four minutes to explain where the coats were. T-ravved adj. Drunk by closing time, and resembling a toasted parcel with its contents no longer secure. Colinda was T-ravved by closing time and sat carefully beside the radiator. T-rayed (/ˈtiːˌɹeɪd/) adj. Drunk and occupying the uncertain band between finding the taxi and radiating away from it. Anastazja was T-rayed, hovering between the taxi rank and the pub door. T-rexed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one small, argumentative predator in charge of the evening. Damiam became T-rexed and challenged the coat stand to establish territorial rights. T-roomed adj. Drunk to the point where the public lavatory becomes the agreed meeting place after the round. Meshonda was T-roomed and had to be collected from the lavatory before the taxi left. T-sectioned adj. Still drunk, and shaped for a flat-bottomed journey home with little prospect of leaving the line. Josy was T-sectioned and proceeded along the pavement with railway precision. T-shaped adj. Drunk past the point of broad competence, with deep expertise in one further round. Ozric was T-shaped by midnight, knowledgeable about taxis but committed to another round. T-shirt braed adj. Drunk on the strength of a concealed support system, and unconcerned that the rest of the evening lacks one. Leimomi was T-shirt braed, steady beneath the surface while choosing the wrong taxi. T-shirt dressed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an item of clothing from a complete plan for the evening. Keavin became T-shirt dressed and attempted the stairs without finding his coat. T-shirted (/ˈtiːʃɜːtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a thin upper layer for suitable protection and balance. Jerrie was T-shirted and ventured into the cold after gripping the stair rail. T-spined adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the middle of the back to remember how standing works. Keshawnna was T-spined by the third round and leaned carefully against the coat stand. T-spliced adj. Drunk by closing time, and twisted into whichever group is nearest the coats or the next round. Emryck became T-spliced at closing time, attached to the wrong party outside. T-squared adj. Still drunk, and using the nearest straight edge to draw a route home that remains theoretical. Lenice was T-squared, using the bar rail to demonstrate the shortest route to the station. T-stated adj. Too drunk to distinguish one final clock pulse from another, or to accept that the evening has ended. Zakhari was T-stated and asked whether last orders had happened several times.