Tangutted
Tantalus cupped

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Tangutted (/ˈtɑŋ.ɡʊtd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk, medieval in outlook, and inclined to consult an obsolete map before ordering a taxi. Hazell was Tangutted and located the railway according to a manuscript nobody else could see. Tanimbar corellaed adj. A drinker who has become near-threatened, forest-bound, and vocal whenever anyone approaches the remaining snacks. Dachia was Tanimbar corellaed, retreating behind the houseplants and protesting at visitors.
Tanimbar orioled adj. A drinker so far gone that every announcement is delivered from an island no one else can locate. Sachel was Tanimbar orioled and broadcast the evening's proceedings from behind the curtains. Tanishpa's dwarf geckoed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning finds you clinging to the wall, small, pale and endemic to one particular corner. Daviyah woke still Tanishpa's dwarf geckoed, attached to the bathroom wall beside the towel. Tankaed adj. Drunk to the extent of needing the floor to move gently beneath you by morning. Ayleena was still Tankaed at breakfast, swaying whenever the kettle approached the boil. Tannaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still delivering solemn opinions from the edge of the bed. Jeveon was Tannaed by breakfast, pronouncing on the kettle's conduct. Tannaited adj. Drunk by the third round, and citing precedents that cannot be found in the morning. Sayah woke Tannaited and appealed to an earlier ruling concerning the bathroom door. Tannenbaumed (/ˈtænənˌbaʊ̯md/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and decorated by the morning with abandoned glasses and tinsel. Kaeo looked Tannenbaumed beside the sofa, surrounded by glasses from several unrelated occasions. Tanner graphed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the morning's errors into connected constraints from which nobody can escape. Janeka was Tanner graphed over breakfast, linking the missing keys to the neighbour's umbrella. Tanner staged adj. Too drunk to progress beyond the same embarrassing morning-after milestone. Azareyah was Tanner staged at finding her shoes, despite having located them twice. Tannerited adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the morning's quietest conversation detonate into two separate problems. Iyanuoluwa became Tannerited when asked where the spare keys were, producing two conflicting answers. Tannesed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can collect, with yesterday's crowd reduced to indistinct figures. Lindola woke Tannesed and could identify everyone except the person who had driven her home. Tanoed (/ˈtɑː.nəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the morning's geography to one familiar room and several uncertain exits. Jenive was Tanoed, studying the hallway as though it required official navigation. Tanquelinianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and now an alternative spelling of an argument already abandoned by everyone else. Kathrina became Tanquelinianed and restated the proposal under a slightly different name. Tansed adj. You are drunk and still behaving as though the morning requires a uniform and a firm line. Aile was Tansed at breakfast, enforcing a queue for toast nobody had requested.
Tantalus cupped adj. Of a drinker: perpetually reaching for water that withdraws just as the headache approaches it. Noreene was Tantalus cupped, stretching towards the water and missing it by inches.