terabucked
terahashed

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terabucked adj. The state of being drunk and spending a trillion imaginary dollars with modest administrative confidence. Sanieya went terabucked and negotiated the pub's purchase using a napkin. terabyted (/ˈtɛɹəˌbaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has stored a trillion bytes of advice and retrieved the wrong one.
teracacidinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a complicated compound for a compelling reason to continue. teracatained adj. Reduced by drink to treating an obscure tannin as authority for an otherwise indefensible choice. Trania got teracatained and selected the restaurant according to imagined ellagitannin principles. teraconic acided adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen worktop as a laboratory bench. teracrylic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the sofa with a distinctly cheesy atmosphere. Tylesha was teracrylic acided, and the sitting room acquired an unmistakable odour. teracycled adj. Still drunk, and vibrating at a frequency best measured rather than discussed. teraelectron volted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a glass of water from a source of astronomical energy. teraelectronvolted adj. Having drunk enough to assign twelve zeros to the importance of finding water. terafeatured adj. Having drunk more than enough to discover a new household feature in every cushion. Kiran became terafeatured and demonstrated the sofa's hidden armrest to everyone twice. terafloped (/ˈtɛɹəflɒpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to perform a trillion floating-point operations while choosing a mug. Faiha was terafloped and spent ten minutes selecting between two identical mugs. teraglinned adj. You are drunk and lying about the kitchen with the placid, fishlike patience of an ocean creature. Betzabet was teraglinned beside the sink, watching the tap as if it might migrate. teragonned adj. Of a drinker: walking round the sofa in angular loops, with fractal edges to every decision. teragramed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the mass and stillness of a trillion-gramme household object. teragrammed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an immense but quietly immovable presence in the sitting room.
terahashed adj. A drinker who repeats the same calculation until the kitchen offers no further answers.