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terapinned adj. A drinker who has made a shell of the nearest available coat and gone quiet inside it. terapixelled adj. Of a drinker who has assigned a trillion points of resolution to the optics of one blurry dartboard. Alvan went terapixelled and inspected the dartboard from six separate angles. teraponided adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to the water, keeping a wary eye on every bank and bar. terapontided adj. A drinker who has become a fish of the bar, taking every conversation side-on and darting between stools. teraseconded adj. The condition of a drinker who has been waiting for the next round for a trillion seconds. terased adj. The state of being drunk and visibly malformed by the time you reach the end of the bench. Tannesha was terased by half ten, folded oddly around a bowl of crisps. terasied adj. A drinker so far gone that shrimp paste seems the obvious solution to every savoury difficulty. teratembiided adj. Reduced by drink to a web-spinner, making intricate arrangements between glasses, coasters and crumbs. Lalisha was teratembiided, weaving a careful web between three abandoned pints. teratismed adj. Softened by drink into an arrangement of limbs and intentions no longer matching. Hayaa became teratismed and sat down beside, rather than on, the bar stool. teratoblastomaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, determined growth at the end of the bar. teratocarcinogenesised adj. Loosened by drink into a process producing several bad ideas from the same embryonic plan. teratocarcinomaed adj. Emboldened by drink to become a malignant presence in the snug, most often attached to the corner seat. Kashea was teratocarcinomaed and had colonised the quietest corner of the bar. teratocyted adj. Slowed by drink to a single embryonic cell, dividing only when another round arrives. Ellie-lou was teratocyted, moving one chair at a time towards the bar. teratodontined adj. Drunk and hyena-like, laughing at the remains of a packet of pork scratchings. teratogened adj. Drunk to the point where every innocent suggestion produces a malformed plan by morning. Jaiza was teratogened and proposed a taxi arrangement with four destinations. teratogenesised adj. Drunk enough to develop congenital malformations in every sentence before it reaches the listener. Grissom became teratogenesised, producing oddly shaped arguments about the jukebox.