teratogenicitied
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teratogenicitied adj. Drunk beyond the capability of the evening to produce a sound decision. Idona was teratogenicitied, unable to produce a sound decision about cereal. teratogenicked adj. Drunk past the point of being merely hazardous, and now actively producing defects in the evening.
teratogenied adj. Drunk in a way that develops malformations in otherwise ordinary pub conversation. teratoided (/ˈtɛɹ.ə.tɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a familiar face develops an abnormal resemblance to a pub ornament. teratologied adj. Drunk to the extent of studying the evening's malformed outcomes, including your own route home. teratologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that warrants a specialist's account of how the evening developed its peculiar defects. teratomaed (/tɛɹəˈtəʊməd/) adj. The state of being drunk and composed, by morning, of skin, hair, muscle, and regret. Lakesia became teratomaed and arrived at breakfast assembled from several incompatible intentions. teratoneuromaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a tangled catalogue of tissues, and forgotten the appointment. Price grew teratoneuromaed and spent twenty minutes explaining the corridor to its own umbrella. teratonned adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts a private explosion of almost unimaginable magnitude, then mislays the coat. teratophiled adj. Reduced by drink to admiring monsters, particularly the one reflected in the pub mirror. teratophiliacked (/ˈtɛɹ.ə.təˌfɪl.i.ækd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a connoisseur of monsters, with particular attention to the cloakroom attendant. Angelisse became teratophiliacked and assessed the bouncer's features with scholarly approval. teratophiliaed (/ˈtɛɹ.ə.tə.fɪl.i.əd/) adj. Softened by drink into finding the monstrous unexpectedly attractive, especially after the third mirror. teratophobiaed adj. Loosened by drink into fearing monsters, including the harmless child on the cereal packet. teratoproteomicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue every constituent of the pub's most alarming regular. teratorned adj. Slowed by drink to the majestic pace of an extinct bird of prey circling the buffet.
teratornithided adj. Drunk and resembling an extinct bird of prey, chiefly in the matter of enormous wingspan.