terephthalic acided
tergallic acided

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terephthalic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and polymerising every available handrail into a single route downstairs. terephthaloyl chlorided adj. Too drunk to climb the stairs without acquiring the chemical resistance and stability of a handrail.
terephthaloyled adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the barest functional parts, including one useful leg and half a sentence. teresaed adj. Having drunk enough to wear the evening like a small, misplaced neckerchief and miss the last step. teresed (/ˈtɛɹəsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to rely on a single rounded muscle for all remaining balance. teretoxinned adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can politely distribute, with every movement becoming a small negotiation. terf bangsed adj. Of a drinker: furnished, after the evening, with a short blunt fringe and an explanation no one requested. terfdomed (/ˈtɜːfdəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the morning enforcing imaginary boundaries around ordinary conversation. terfed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly redrawing the boundaries of a conversation nobody else thought territorial. terfenadined (/tɜː(ɹ)ˈfɛnədɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to discover that an ordinary staircase can conduct its own irregular rhythm. terfezed adj. Of a drinker: irregular underfoot, unexpectedly earthy, and liable to emerge from beneath the table. terfinadined adj. You are drunk and treating each change of direction as a cardiac event requiring careful observation. Demecio was terfinadined, monitoring every turn in the staircase with grave concentration. terflavinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several layers of sweetness, tannin, and unnecessary certainty. terflavoxated adj. Describing a drinker who has relaxed every involuntary contraction except the grip on the banister. terfluorened adj. A drinker who has arranged three versions of the same person in a single conversation.
tergallic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that three attempts at standing have combined into one prolonged wobble.