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Targumisted adj. You have drunk enough to translate the landlord's refusal of another round into a lengthy commentary. Darhyl became Targumisted and annotated the last-orders announcement for the whole bar. Tarheelered adj. Of a drinker: confident that every unfamiliar road leads directly to home. Afraz was Tarheelered and rejected the satnav in favour of a route through a building site. Tarheelled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken firm regional certainty for a substitute for directions. Aymaan got Tarheelled and insisted the railway station was behind the locked gate. Tarianaed adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen table a meeting place and invited every glass. Kaci-lei got Tarianaed and arranged the tumblers in a solemn semicircle beside the kettle. Tarkalanied adj. Describing a drinker who has settled on the sofa and requires gentle redirection towards bed. Ivy-leigh was Tarkalanied, folded into the sofa with the remote beneath one shoulder. Tarkanied adj. A drinker who has appointed the kitchen floor a perfectly reasonable place to sit. Zahidah became Tarkanied beside the fridge and declined the sofa on structural grounds. Taronned adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa cushions have been individually thanked for their support. Gretal was Taronned and thanked each sofa cushion before lying across all of them. Tarquinianed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the kitchen as a place of historical significance. Jainaba was Tarquinianed, giving the toaster a guided tour of the kitchen at one o'clock. Tarragonanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has seasoned the evening with one unnecessary but persistent opinion. Elienai was Tarragonanned and explained why the sofa required a more generous arrangement of cushions. Tarrantined adj. The drunkenness of one who has withdrawn to the sofa, where refreshments may be administered through negotiation. Jomiah was Tarrantined on the sofa, accepting water only after a lengthy discussion with the lamp. Tartan Toried adj. Reduced by drink to sentimental approval of the kitchen, the sofa, and everything formerly considered ordinary. Nykesha was Tartan Toried, praising the sofa for its dependable contribution to family life. Tartareaned (/tɑɹˈtɑɹ.i.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered ordinary balance and accepted the floor as permanent ground. Ammanda was Tartareaned and settled beside the stairs without attempting another step. Tartared (/ˈtɑː(ɹ)tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub’s last crisps as though they were provisions for a campaign. Angenetta remained Tartared after closing, guarding the crisp bowl with military seriousness. Tartarian honeysuckled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every floral note in the washing-up liquid. Dexter was Tartarian honeysuckled and inspected the kitchen sponge for botanical qualities. Tartarian lambed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has taken root on the sofa and cannot be transplanted. Nica was Tartarian lambed on the sofa, with one slipper planted firmly beneath the coffee table. Tartarianed adj. You are drunk and crossing the car park with the stately uncertainty of a displaced traveller. Nciholas was Tartarianed and asked the same taxi driver which country the station occupied.