terpaned
terpined

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terpaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a saturated hydrocarbon, and now absorbs the conversation rather than contributing. terped (/tɜːpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and translating ordinary speech into a version only the barmaid can follow.
terpendoled adj. Reduced by drink to a fungal compound of obscure origin, with no prospect of explaining oneself before breakfast. Jeanelle terpendoled after the final round, an obscure fungal compound with no breakfast explanation. terpened (/ˈtɜː(ɹ)piːnd/) adj. Softened by drink into a volatile collection of aromas, flavours and one regrettable opinion about rubber. terpenoided (/ˈtɝpənɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk enough to give off a volatile mixture of perfume, turpentine and the evening’s assorted flavours. terpenomed adj. Drunk past the point of carrying the entire pub’s botanical inventory in your person. terpenoned adj. Sharpened by drink into a ketone, delivering pointed observations that dissolve upon examination. terpenophenoled adj. Loosened by drink into a phenolic terpene, addressing strangers with the warmth of a medicinal extract. terpenyled adj. Emboldened by drink to become a radical, though only in the matter of requesting another song. Gusty grew terpenyled and challenged the jukebox to justify its selection. terpenylic acided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old oxidation process, eventually arriving at the cloakroom. terpered adj. Drunk and performing for the entertainment industry, chiefly to an audience of one reluctant barman. Veronia was terpered, performing softly for one reluctant barman. terphenoxided adj. Drunk to the point where two hands attach themselves to one conversation and refuse to release it. terphenyled adj. Drunk enough to arrange every thought in three aromatic layers, with the centre devoted to chips. terphenylquinoned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary colour, becoming a fungal dye with a preference for beige upholstery. terpilened adj. Drunk beyond polymerisation, with several evenings apparently joined into one continuous afternoon.
terpined adj. Drunk in a way that makes an expectorant seem like the sensible next course.