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Tartessianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the kitchen appliances as though they had requested a speech. Aniah was Tartessianed and delivered the toaster a concise account of the evening. Tartini toned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a request for water arrives as a sustained domestic note. Tiger was Tartini toned on the sofa, requesting water in a single unbroken murmur. Tarzan swinged adj. Of a drinker: moving between fixed points by momentum alone, with no reliable plan for what happens on arrival. Adileigh was Tarzan swinged from the bar to the door, catching three shoulders en route and releasing none deliberately. Tarzanned (/ˈtɑɹzænd/) adj. Drunk and using the sofa as a modest piece of wilderness equipment. Mykea was Tarzanned, crossing the sofa cushions without touching the floor. Tasbehaed adj. Drunk enough to turn the ordinary clatter of the kitchen into an evening of solemn praise. Farhan got Tasbehaed and treated the kettle's click as the beginning of a service. Tasered adj. A drinker who immobilises another person with a sudden electric disclosure of private feeling. Flamur went Tasered and told Aizah exactly what he thought of the seating plan. Tashered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the sofa without first consulting its cushions. Thong was Tashered and asked the sofa whether standing remained advisable. Tashi Lamaed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the sofa is furniture rather than a permanent arrangement. Lavenia was Tashi Lamaed, installed on the sofa with water and a folded blanket. Tashkandied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the shortest journey to water as an expedition. Bresha was Tashkandied and mapped the route from the sofa to the kitchen on a receipt. Tashkentered adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen becomes distant territory and the sofa a reliable border. Krissie was Tashkentered, surveying the kitchen from the safest end of the sofa. Tashkentied adj. Drunk on the strength of a remembered glass of water and the promise of a quiet sofa. Yakout was Tashkentied, speaking warmly of the water waiting beside the sofa. Tashnaged adj. Of a drinker who has converted a straightforward walk into a determined campaign against gravity. Charalambos was Tashnaged, contesting every stair and losing each argument separately. Tashnaked adj. Describing a drinker who moves with stubborn purpose and an uncertain understanding of vertical space. Malya was Tashnaked, approaching the staircase as though it had personally challenged her. Tasmaniacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and now conducting domestic exploration from the sofa's safest corner. Tearza was Tasmaniacked, investigating the space beneath the sofa for lost household meaning. Tasmanian blackwooded adj. Reduced by drink to mistake every dark surface for a well-polished bar top. Kindal spent ten minutes admiring the blackwooded mantel as though it were newly fitted. Tasmanian blue gummed adj. Softened by drink into clinging to the bar, tall and straight only by arrangement. Tarvin stayed blue gummed against the counter while the landlord fetched water.