tertiaried
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tertiaried (/ˈtɜː.ʃi.ə.ɹiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every third option as the obvious and superior one. tertiarinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that being third makes every opinion authoritative.
tertiarisationed adj. Still drunk, and shifting every decision from practical work towards services nobody requested. tertiarismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting a collection of symptoms best treated by abandoning the plan. Laqueshia became tertiarismed and declared the taxi queue a personal research project. tertiarizationed adj. Too drunk to perform the original task, but perfectly willing to manage its customer service. tertiary alcoholed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire three separate reasons for every decision and no reason to compare them. Harper-jo became tertiary alcoholed and gave three incompatible explanations for leaving the pub. tertiary amined adj. Having drunk more than enough to attach three opinions to every matter, whether related or not. Chistopher became tertiary amined and connected the bar tab to three unrelated political theories. tertiary amyled adj. You have drunk enough to become a branched, univalent influence on plans that were previously straightforward. tertiary butyled adj. You are drunk and proceeding as a compact cluster of identical certainties. tertiary butylhydroquinoned adj. Of a drinker: aromatic, phenolic, and confidently preserving a decision that should have been discarded. Makieya was tertiary butylhydroquinoned and preserved the argument long after its subject had vanished. tertiary cared adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point of requiring specialist assistance to operate ordinary doors. Antionne was tertiary cared and sought advanced expertise for opening the lavatory latch. tertiary colleged adj. Describing a drinker who has enrolled the entire pub in an advanced course on a subject they misunderstand. tertiary colored adj. A drinker who has mixed several unrelated ideas into one colourfully confident conclusion. tertiary coloured adj. A drinker so far gone that several clashing ideas appear to form a harmonious shade. tertiary educationed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every pub decision qualifies as higher learning.
tertiary explosived adj. The condition of a drinker who remains remarkably calm until a perfectly ordinary suggestion fails to detonate.
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