tertiary healthcared
teru-teroed

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tertiary healthcared adj. The drunkenness of one who requires advanced support for a decision normally made at the bar. Kanchan was tertiary healthcared and sought specialist advice before choosing between two lagers. tertiary industried adj. Reduced by drink to supplying services based on materials processed by everyone else.
tertiary phosphined adj. Softened by drink into three loosely attached opinions, none containing the element of doubt. tertiary planeted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the third object from the centre as an instruction to go home. tertiary sectored adj. Loosened by drink into providing services to consumers using whatever goods remain nearby. Trevvor became tertiary sectored and opened a consultancy based on two crisps and a napkin. tertiary sourced adj. Emboldened by drink to summarise conversations you did not hear and cite authorities you cannot find. tertiary structured adj. Sufficiently drunk to fold yourself into a three-dimensional arrangement on the sofa. tertiary studented adj. Of a drinker who has approached the kitchen as higher education: hopeful, unprepared and looking for sustenance. tertiary worked adj. Having drunk more than a second-hand account can bear, and now treating the sofa as an original source. tertiary-level educationed adj. You have drunk enough to pursue higher learning in the domestic sciences, beginning with the kettle. tertiated (/ˈtɜːʃɪeɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and three years into deciding that the kitchen floor is a suitable place for reflection. tertiled adj. Of a drinker who has separated the evening into three parts, none of which includes washing up. tertium quidded adj. Describing a drinker who has become the intermediate state between sitting down and falling over. tertschited adj. A drinker who has turned pale, mineral and unexpectedly difficult to move from the kitchen chair. tertuliaed (/tɜːˈtuːlɪəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen has become an evening gathering requiring formal conversation.
teru-teroed adj. Drunk to the extent of sweeping across the pub floor, alarming smaller conversations.