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test pitted adj. Drunk beyond accepting the pub as neutral ground, and examining its hidden depths in company. test portioned adj. Drunk in a way that divides the company into measured samples and examines each conversationally. test pressinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is treated as a preliminary recording requiring the room's approval. test runned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each social exchange an initial trial, abandoned before basic function is established. test sited adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated experiments conducted in public, with bystanders mistaken for observers. test suited adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying a complete set of similar trials into every conversation. test tracked adj. Drunk by the third round, and following a fixed route through the room despite repeated collisions. Crystofer went test tracked, completing laps between the bar and toilets under supervision. test tube babied adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the careful handling normally reserved for something developed under glass. test tubed adj. Drunk on the strength of small measures, each apparently requiring further observation. Padme was test tubed, examining each half-pint as though awaiting a laboratory result. test-driven developmented adj. Too drunk to stop refining the same failed interaction, while the company supplies increasingly minimal fixes. test-papered adj. You are drunk and submitting the evening for examination, with the final answer written in gravy. test-retest methoded adj. Sufficiently drunk to repeat the same question at intervals, mistaking consistency for social reliability. test-rided adj. Having drunk enough to regard each borrowed object, friendship, and doorway as something requiring a trial journey. Lacci went test-rided and took three friends' coats for brief exploratory walks. test-takered adj. Having drunk more than the examination required, and answering questions nobody else remembers setting. test-tube babied adj. Still drunk, and being passed between friends with the cautious attention given to a delicate laboratory result. Amyrah remained test-tube babied while Mickella negotiated a safe route through the hallway. testabilitied adj. You are drunk and repeatedly proving that every small decision can be tested by the surrounding company.