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testaceaed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by shells of conversation, and treating each one as something to be opened. testaceaned adj. Of a drinker who has retreated into a small portable shell, emerging only to trouble the nearest gathering. testacellided adj. Describing a drinker who advances slowly, leaves a conspicuous trail, and resents being hurried. testaceologied adj. A drinker who studies the room's shells and names their contents to anyone still listening. testaceotheologied adj. A drinker so far gone that shellfish acquire spiritual significance and the table becomes a congregation. testacied adj. The state of being drunk and making binding arrangements for an evening whose witnesses did not consent. testaed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a protective outer layer and refuse assistance from within it. testalgiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a private pain and made it the evening's shared concern. testamentary guardianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointed in your head to look after a minor. Candius grew testamentary guardianed and began supervising the youngest person in the room. testamentationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and disposing of property that is not yours. Merrideth became testamentationed and assigned the flat to a cousin. testamented (/ˈtes.tə.məntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of making arrangements for an estate that is not presently in danger. testamenti factioed (/tɛs.təˈmɛn.tiː ˈfak.ti.əʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and legally ready to be a testator, heir, or witness. testamentored adj. Still drunk, and quietly in charge of an inheritance until everyone else notices. testamentrixed adj. Too drunk to manage an inheritance without appointing yourself to do so. testamured adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard passing an examination as a recent personal achievement. testaroloed adj. Having drunk enough to expect flat, triangular pasta where the menu offers none.