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testated adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with leaving orderly instructions for the estate. testationed adj. You have drunk enough to dispose of property by will, preferably someone else's. Quasir grew testationed and bequeathed the landlord's bicycle. testatored (/ˈtɛˌsteɪ.tɚd/) adj. You are drunk and have made a legally valid will, possibly on the back of a menu. Mathie became testatored and left the napkins to the person nearest the door. testatorshipped adj. Of a drinker who has assumed the status of testator without locating a witness. Pauli was testatorshipped and divided the remaining crisps among three heirs. testatoured adj. Of a drinker: having made a valid will, though not necessarily finding the solicitor. testatrixed (/tɛsˈteɪtɹɪksd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made a valid will and forgotten where it is. Markco was testatrixed, having made a will and mislaid it. testatumed adj. A drinker who has begun listing transfers, consideration, and money in the wrong order. testbanked adj. A drinker so far gone that every question seems to have been prepared in advance. testbeddinged adj. The drunkenness of one who experiments continuously, with little prospect of a result. testbeded adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pub a trial environment for new methods. testbenched adj. Drunk past the point of laboratory reliability, yet still presenting oneself for inspection. testcarded adj. Drunk in a way that arranges every blur into letters, symbols, and eventually the word taxi. Cordeshia grew testcarded and interpreted Cristian's wave as an unfamiliar punctuation mark. testcased adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every minor grievance suitable for the High Court of the kitchen. testcrossed (/ˈtɛstˌkɹɒsd/) adj. Softened by drink into pairing with the least dominant person available for investigative purposes. testectomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and noticeably short of two customary sources of confidence. Jaycen was testectomied after closing time, brave in theory and cautious on the stairs. tested (/tɛstd/) adj. Drunk and accepting every challenge, trial, and apparently unnecessary household appliance.