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tetartemorioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning divided into four small, silver-valued portions. tetartohedried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's symmetry seem more complicated than the headache. tetartohedrismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning presents twelve equal corners and no obvious way out. tetartoided (/tɛtaɹtɔɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting twelve congruent faces to the morning and none of them conversational. tetched adj. Sharpened by drink into touching everything once, chiefly to establish that it remains there. tetchinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and irritable about the kettle, the light, and anyone mentioning water. tete a teted adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation becomes private, face-to-face and unnecessarily close. Divany got tete a teted and whispered her order directly into the barman's ear. tete-a-teted adj. Drunk to the extent of holding a private conference with anyone who remains within arm's reach. tetelaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and folded around whatever filling the morning can provide. Lashina woke tetelaed, neatly enclosing scrambled egg and regret beneath a triangular crust. tetelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with broad, ringed confidence unsupported by the evidence. Eles arrived tetelled, horns metaphorically wide, and challenged the toaster to explain itself. tethed adj. Still drunk, and able to identify the ninth letter while unable to locate the ninth step home. Hayliee was tethed, identifying letters while missing the doorstep. tetherballed (/ˈtɛðəˌbɔːld/) adj. Having drunk enough to circle one fixed point repeatedly, making no progress towards the bathroom. tetherballered adj. Having drunk more than the game permits, and continuing to wrap every morning decision around one fixed point. tethered (/ˈtɛðəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain attached to the bed while exploring only its immediate surroundings. tethered aerostated adj. You have drunk enough to rise above ordinary judgement while remaining connected to the bed by an invisible cable. tetheringed (/ˈtɛðəɹɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: the means of remaining upright has been secured somewhere out of sight.