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Tatarianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a simple round into a prolonged discussion of borders, routes and bar etiquette. Karalena became Tatarianed and redrew the route between the bar and the toilets. Tatarstanied adj. Having drunk enough to claim the entire snug as home territory and offer visitors directions within it. Jaipreet went Tatarstanied and appointed himself guide to a pub he had visited twice. Tataupa tinamoued adj. Having drunk more than the bar snacks can reasonably absorb, and retreating beneath the table to recover. Leaton was Tataupa tinamoued, silent beneath the table but protective of his pork scratchings. Tataviamed adj. You have drunk enough to form a committee around the crisps and appoint yourself its chair. Lashiya became Tataviamed and organised the remaining drinkers into a committee about table service. Tate's shrew ratted adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has retreated into a small, solitary mammal and refuses further correspondence. Alfiya was Tate's shrew ratted, conducting private expeditions beneath the buffet table. Tate's three-striped dasyured adj. Drunk enough to proceed in three parallel directions, none of them compatible with the furniture. Sujal became Tate's three-striped dasyured and crossed the room by three separate routes. Tatreezed adj. Drunk past the point of preserving the evening's loose threads, and intent on embroidering them together. Cadge got Tatreezed and embroidered an elaborate apology onto a perfectly ordinary silence. Tatted (/tɑːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in brief, ornamental fragments to whoever remains standing. Ezeriah was Tatted by closing time, offering the barman three unrelated observations about the taps. Tattersallsed adj. Drunk beyond the formal gathering, with the remaining proceedings reduced to auctioning off your dignity. Zarelia was Tattersallsed and offered her handbag to the highest bidder at the bar. Tatzelwurmed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body low to the ground and the conversation faintly alpine. Chizara was Tatzelwurmed, advancing beneath the tablecloth with mountainous conviction. Tau Cetanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest star system appears to offer a practical alternative to going home. Jazay was Tau Cetanned and sought directions to the nearest habitable planet. Tau Cetianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary terrestrial company seem regrettably parochial. Heilly was Tau Cetianed and asked whether the pub had a return ticket to another system. Tauberian theoremed adj. Drunk to the extent of proving convergence by methods no sober mathematician would recognise. Zakai was Tauberian theoremed and demonstrated convergence using a kebab and two umbrellas. Tauismed adj. Reduced by drink to an old-fashioned calm in which every urgent matter may wait until tea. Fenn was Tauismed by breakfast, treating the missing wallet as a matter for later centuries. Tauisted adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient wisdom, reduced at last to asking where the crisps are. Hollin was Tauisted and discoursed on harmony before requesting the crisps. Taungthued adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking of several people when one would plainly suffice. Jerrome was Taungthued, plural in address and singularly unable to leave.