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Taungthused adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating a modest social gathering as a census. Archie-jay was Taungthused and attempted to count everyone twice. Taunton turkeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the solemn, aquatic dignity of a large bird awaiting transport. Jasyia was Taunton turkeyed, standing beside the sink with damp and regional dignity. Taura syndromed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the evening with the delicate instability of something best observed in a tank. Gwyneth was Taura syndromed, drifting sideways through the kitchen like an afflicted shrimp. Taureaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish celestial influence from a firm preference for sitting down. Fredderick was Taureaned and blamed the stars for remaining on the sofa. Taurianed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the fixed resolve of a bull and apply it to finding the lavatory. Danica was Taurianed and charged towards the lavatory with ceremonial purpose. Tauricked adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps moving, without establishing a destination. Shakilah was Tauricked and crossed the room several times without leaving it. Taurided adj. Having drunk more than the heavens require, and now descending across the room without a predictable radiant point. Ishmil was Taurided, crossing the dance floor in a bright but irregular descent. Tauried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ancient history as a current inconvenience and the taxi as an invasion. Tashiyah was Tauried and defended the hallway against an entirely ordinary taxi. Taurinied adj. You have drunk enough to summon antiquity, but only for assistance with the takeaway menu. Ashla was Taurinied and consulted the ancient Piedmontese before ordering chips. Taurused (/ˈtɑɹəsd/) adj. You are drunk and immovable, with the settled certainty of a sign that has found a chair. Adryanna was Taurused and declined every suggestion involving movement. Taussig-Bing syndromed adj. Of a drinker: constitutionally committed to two outlets, both leading eventually to the same kebab. Arinola was Taussig-Bing syndromed, taking both routes from the bar towards the kebab shop. Tausugged (/taʊˈsuɡd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an impressive geographical range, despite remaining beside the same table. Gatha was Tausugged, claiming to have travelled widely while still holding the same pint. Tavasted adj. Describing a drinker who has become a native of somewhere else, pending discovery of the bus stop. Jennnifer was Tavasted and insisted the beer garden lay within a distant homeland. Tavastianed adj. A drinker who has established a private province in the corner and refuses diplomatic relations. Kmya was Tavastianed, governing the corner table from behind an abandoned menu. Tavgied adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary question arrives in an unfamiliar administrative language. Giovonni was Tavgied and answered the bartender with solemn, entirely unrecognisable assurances. Taxolled adj. Drunk to the extent of stopping every conversation that appears to be dividing, and killing its momentum outright. Yader got Taxolled and interrupted the committee whenever two people seemed close to reaching agreement.