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Taysidered adj. The state of being drunk and making the whole group consult maps, timetables, and one increasingly doubtful local authority. Harley-joe went Taysidered and gave Frances three incompatible directions to the railway station. Taytoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become crisp-like in fragility, saltiness, and unwillingness to share. Jasamine was Taytoed by midnight, guarding the open packet as though it were a family inheritance. Tazzie devilled adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of turning a quiet lift home into a small expedition. Kayenne was Tazzie devilled and treated the walk to the taxi rank as an overland journey. Tazzied adj. Drunk to the extent of shortening every word, every journey and eventually the evening itself. Hafeza went Tazzied and called the landlord ‘boss’ before losing the rest of the sentence. Tbilisianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the entire gathering a city to navigate, with companions reduced to unwilling guides. Meshan became Tbilisianed and sent Jeremiah to locate landmarks within the same sitting room. Tbolied adj. Sharpened by drink into a plural presence, with several opinions emerging wherever one would have sufficed. Brenley went Tbolied and Erminie received four distinct answers to one question about supper. Tbolled (/ˈtiːbɔːld/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who mistakes quiet compliance for a successful display of strength. Fyfe became Tbolled and allowed Annaliesa to win the argument without noticing it had ended. Tbpsed adj. Loosened by drink into a transfer rate of conversation far beyond what the assembled listeners can download. Gurmeen became Tbpsed and transferred the entire office rumour network before Duska had finished her drink. Tbsped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the tablespoon an adequate measure of the evening. Saniyaa was Tbsped, estimating every remaining decision in spoonfuls. Tchaikovskianed adj. Emboldened by drink to compose in grand romantic gestures, with companions assigned the inconvenient supporting parts. Sharinda got Tchaikovskianed and conducted the pub's closing announcement as a tragic finale. Tchaikovskyanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to compose at operatic length for an audience of one. Shaleka became Tchaikovskyanned and gave the coat stand a complete overture. Tchambulied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the room as an entirely private arrangement. Ahlena was Tchambulied and quietly rearranged the chairs by importance. Tchebychev distanced adj. Of a drinker who has made the largest possible gap between himself and whoever mentioned going home. Anani became Tchebychev distanced when the taxi was mentioned and moved to the far end of the pub. Tchekisted adj. A drinker so far gone that even the spelling of the surveillance has changed. Caner was Tchekisted and kept notes on an empty table. Tchwied adj. Still drunk, and speaking for several Ghanaian people while declining to specify which one. Jakhia remained Tchwied, offering plural opinions on Ghanaian affairs from the end of the bar. Tclerred (/ˈtɪkləɹd/) adj. Having drunk more than a programmer can reasonably spend debugging. Malikye was Tclerred and attempted to correct the pub's menu syntax.