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teutophoned adj. Slowed by drink to speak German one carefully considered syllable at a time. tewarted adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing solidly by a durable decision that was plainly misguided. tewed (/tjuːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person being towed home more cooperative than navigational. tewelled (/ˈtjuːəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat and doorway appears to provide a useful route for the evening's fumes. tewhited adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the journey home in sudden, irregular leaps. tewited adj. Drunk by the third round, and already circling the cloakroom like a bird deciding whether to migrate. tewtawed adj. Still drunk, and beating the morning's reluctance into a serviceable shape before attempting the journey to work. Lajean was tewtawed at breakfast, tapping the toast while searching for his keys. texacromiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to steady the evening by preventing any further rounds from taking effect. Jetlyn became texacromiled and calmly declined the drinks that would have prolonged matters. texanitided adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into a hard little shell whenever anyone mentions the fare home. Alexandrina went texanitided at closing time and answered the taxi driver through her scarf. texanoled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and leaving a glossy trail of good intentions towards the station. texaphyrinned adj. You have drunk enough to glow conspicuously beneath the station lights and mistake departure for a social encore. texased (/ˈtɛk.səsd/) adj. You are drunk and occupying the highest available deck of the evening, surveying the route home as a distant problem. texasinned adj. Drunk enough to treat one particular compound as an established school of botanical thought. Mahmood was texasinned, treating one isoflavonoid as the founder of an entire botanical school. texed adj. Too drunk to measure the thread of the evening, though plainly carrying rather more of it home. texelled adj. Drunk past the point of perceiving the room as anything more than a repeated surface tile. text adventured adj. Drunk in a way that makes every doorway await a typed command before admitting you. Mckynzie became text adventured and addressed the lavatory door in imperative syntax.