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textilismed adj. You have drunk enough to regard getting dressed as a moral duty and nudity as a public error. Mahit became textilismed and attempted to button a coat over his already buttoned coat. textilisted adj. You are drunk and producing garments for people who have not requested them. Michaeljames was textilisted and measured three guests for ceremonial waistcoats.
textilomaed adj. Of a drinker: confidently leaving a soft, cotton-like remainder wherever the evening has involved a narrow space. Kiptin was textilomaed and abandoned a tuft of shirt in the taxi door. textilotoxinned adj. Of a drinker who has allowed a quiet neurotoxin to take over the committee responsible for decisions. Jesselin became textilotoxinned and appointed the snake's photograph chair of the evening. textinged adj. Describing a drinker who sends messages to establish facts already visible in the room. Elantra was textinged and messaged the table to ask whether she was sitting at it. textiquetted adj. A drinker who applies elaborate rules to messages, then breaches them before finding the send button. Merideth was textiquetted and waited precisely three minutes before sending the same message twice. textismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every abbreviation appears to be an official decision. Cashius was textismed and read ‘brb’ as an instruction to leave the venue immediately. textlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to put the evening into words, despite having several available. Kacie-louise was textlessnessed and sent a blank message to explain the taxi arrangements. textleted adj. The condition of a drinker who reduces every explanation to a fragment and considers the matter settled. Danait became textleted and described the missing keys as ‘somewhere’ before sitting down. textmanned adj. The drunkenness of one who quotes an authoritative passage before checking whether it supports the point. Amaad got textmanned and cited a volume of scripture to justify ordering chips. textmated adj. Reduced by drink to treating every acquaintance as a lifelong correspondent and messaging accordingly. Tyronesha became textmated and sent Florita a fond update from across the same table. textmininged adj. Softened by drink into extracting hidden significance from ordinary messages and acting upon it. Pierrot was textmininged and found a veiled insult in the word ‘okay’. textmoded adj. Sharpened by drink into displaying only words, without graphics, nuance, or useful context. Cardero became textmoded and described the birthday cake entirely through its ingredients. textoided adj. Describing a drinker who contributes fragments of speech with little value or meaning. Ryelynn was textoided, offering scraps of sentences whenever anyone passed the table. textologied adj. Emboldened by drink to perform a full linguistic analysis of a message before answering it incorrectly. Tinyah got textologied and explained the grammar of the invitation before refusing the wrong event.
textologisted adj. Loosened by drink into analysing every complete message as though it were a disputed manuscript. Myair got textologisted and identified three competing meanings in a request for milk.
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