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textomed adj. Slowed by drink to consulting the entire available literature before choosing the obviously unsuitable conclusion. Edgars became textomed and searched every paper he could find before ordering plain toast. textonned adj. Drunk and recognising each small visual feature before assembling the object it belongs to. Alp was textonned and identified the hat, buckle, and feather before recognising the policeman. textonymed adj. Drunk to the point where predictive text supplies a more confident word than the one intended. Hine became textonymed and invited the vicar to a ‘municipal’ supper instead of a musical one. textphoned adj. Drunk enough to conduct the evening through a small keypad, with every instruction requiring patient decoding. Ilerioluwa got textphoned and typed directions to the front door while standing beside it. textposted adj. Drunk past the point of private messaging and publishing each passing conclusion for general inspection. Kenyeta got textposted and announced the table's seating plan to everyone online. textshopped adj. Drunk beyond the point of imitation, confidently reproducing a style nobody has taught you. Ronnasia became textshopped and rewrote the pub menu in the manner of a Victorian novelist. textspeaked (/ˈtɛkst.spikd/) adj. Drunk in a way that removes vowels, punctuation, and the expectation of being understood. Ladenna was textspeaked and sent ‘c u l8r’ to confirm she had already gone home. textual criticismed adj. A drinker so far gone that reconstructing the original wording of the shopping list requires comparing every discarded version. Monterio became textual criticismed and spent twenty minutes restoring the shopping list's oldest reading. textual harassmented adj. The state of being drunk and sending written invitations to conversation long after the recipient has put the phone away. Gioacchino got textual harassmented and continued messaging about the cold glass of water. textualisationed adj. Softened by drink into written form, communicating chiefly through notes left beside the kettle. Eleesia became textualisationed and expressed her need for water on three separate sticky notes. textualismed adj. The condition of a drinker who follows the written instructions exactly, including the part about resting on the sofa. Gerritt became textualismed and obeyed the note saying to drink water before bed. textualisted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every written instruction as decisive, particularly the one directing them towards bed. Deeyan was textualisted and refused the sofa until the written bedtime instructions were satisfied. textualitied adj. Reduced by drink to the status of a specimen, with the evening's receipts and notes becoming objects for study. Janiayah grew textualitied and arranged the takeaway receipts across the coffee table. textualizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into brief written commands, beginning with water and ending with lights out. Juvens got textualizationed and issued a concise instruction to place water by the sofa. textuaried adj. Emboldened by drink to quote scripture at the kettle and appoint the sofa a place of rest. Fahrin got textuaried and delivered a passage to the empty kitchen before sitting down. textuaristed adj. Loosened by drink into quoting remembered passages while searching the kitchen for a clean glass. Quamere became textuaristed and recited familiar passages beside the kitchen sink.