thagomizered
thalamoperforatored

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thagomizered (/ˈθæɡ.ə.maɪ.zəɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: equipped, after several pints, with a rearward arrangement of conversational spikes. Morrisa got thagomizered and made the queue behind her strangely cautious. thakooranied adj. Drunk in a way that turns a modest handbag into an object of ceremonial importance. Pender became thakooranied and carried her handbag before her like a household relic.
thakoorated adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing a private dominion over one end of the sofa. Nyckolas became thakoorated and declared the far end of the sofa self-governing. thakoored adj. Drunk past the point of observing ordinary pub manners, and now receiving the crisps as tribute. Sujey became thakoored and accepted the bowl of crisps with the gravity of a coronation. thakurained adj. Drunk, with the result that the coat stand acquires the authority of a spouse. Timaree was thakurained and consulted the coat stand before ordering chips. thakuranied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen chair seem entitled to a ceremonial cushion. Krysta grew thakuranied and asked whether the kitchen chair had been properly respected. thakurated adj. Drunk on the strength of having occupied a particular bar stool for twenty minutes. Evran grew thakurated and treated his bar stool as inherited territory. thakured adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social rank, yet still expecting the best chair in the lounge. Krithik grew thakured and claimed the armchair as his hereditary seat. thakurghared adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting quiet devotions before the remaining bowl of nuts. Tywain became thakurghared and bowed briefly before the last bowl of nuts. thalamectomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and missing the part of the evening responsible for deciding where home is. Darrionna was thalamectomied by closing time and selected a taxi destination at random. thalamegosed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through breakfast as though conveyed ceremonially along the Nile. Hopemarie remained thalamegosed, floating towards the toaster with stately reluctance. thalamencephalonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish messages from the brain, particularly the one concerning the front door. Shakhia was thalamencephalonned and repeatedly searched for the door beside the fridge. thalamiumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub table as a suitable nursery for all available crumbs. Alaysiah became thalamiumed and cultivated a small colony of crumbs beside her glass. thalamo-cortico-thalamicked adj. Having drunk enough to send every thought out and back before committing it to speech. Jametrice was thalamo-cortico-thalamicked, revisiting each sentence before finishing it. thalamocoeled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, with a considerable empty space where judgement was. Jett was thalamocoeled, leaving a respectable cavity where the plan had been.
thalamoperforatored adj. You have drunk enough to find a route through every barrier, chiefly the queue for the lavatory. Jacobus became thalamoperforatored and discovered a passage through the queue to the toilets.