thanatismed
thanatomicrobiomed

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thanatismed adj. Drunk in a way that has persuaded you the soul, like the evening, is ultimately mortal. Ariea grew thanatismed and delivered a brief obituary for the abandoned bottle. thanatisted adj. Drunk, with the result that personal immortality has been rejected as an unnecessary extravagance.
thanatochemistried adj. Drunk to a degree that the chemistry of death seems a suitable subject for practical discussion. thanatocoenosed (/θəˌnætəʊˈsiːnəʊsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assembling with other exhausted revellers as a community whose interactions are now chiefly historical. Lisia was thanatocoenosed with three former acquaintances around the silent buffet. thanatocoenosised adj. Drunk on the strength of former associations, now preserved in a motionless gathering by the coats. thanatocracied (/θænəˈtɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and governed thereafter by the remembered opinions of people no longer present. thanatofaunaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attended by the small observational life commonly attracted to a collapsed host. thanatographered adj. Drunk by closing time, and already composing a written account of the death of the evening. Carline became thanatographered and dictated the party's final moments into a coat pocket. thanatographied adj. Still drunk, and capable of recounting the evening as though it were a deceased acquaintance. thanatolatried adj. Too drunk to worship anything less final than the fact that the evening has ended. Jamaile became thanatolatried and raised a glass to death with inappropriate ceremony. thanatologied (/θan.əˈtɒl.əd͡ʒ.id/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the needs of the terminally weary and their families as an immediate professional brief. Jaasia became thanatologied and arranged water, blankets, and respectful silence for the sofa. thanatologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to study death in every room, beginning with the one containing the least movement. thanatomancied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary divination, and now consulting the dead for tactical advice. thanatomaniaed adj. You have drunk enough to believe that an enemy's curse has scheduled your death before breakfast. thanatometered adj. You are drunk and measuring the temperature of acquaintances to distinguish death from mere unresponsiveness.
thanatomicrobiomed adj. Of a drinker: biologically active in the manner of a host whose administrative duties have ceased.