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thaumatinned adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary sweetness seems to require no sugar and every statement requires another sip. thaumatocypridided adj. Drunk to the extent of moving sideways between the sofa and the kitchen without disturbing the water. thaumatogenied adj. Drunk on the strength of a miracle that the glass of water has appeared beside the sofa. thaumatographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and describing every domestic inconvenience as a natural wonder. thaumatolatried adj. Drunk by the third round, and worshipping whatever wonderful object has been placed within reach. thaumatologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the miracles by which a person reaches the sofa. thaumatopsyllioided adj. Still drunk, and navigating the sofa cushions as though they were a complicated domestic seabed. thaumatroped (/ˈθɔːmətrəʊpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining two incompatible impressions until they resemble a plan to go dancing. Toluwalase grew thaumatroped and insisted the departing couple were one unusually well-dressed person. thaumaturged (/ˈθɔ.məˌtɚd͡ʒd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform small domestic miracles, chiefly producing water and misplacing the glass. Gwyne was thaumaturged, conjuring a blanket before vanishing beneath it on the sofa. thaumaturgiaed adj. Drunk enough to treat ordinary pub mishaps as evidence of witchcraft. thaumaturgicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to perform card tricks with the confidence of a pub magician. thaumaturgied (/ˈθɔːmətɜːd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing magic, witchcraft and a badly timed bar trick. thaumaturgismed adj. Slowed by drink to miracle-working pace, requiring a full round to find the salt. thaumaturgisted adj. Drunk and performing miracles for the regulars, chiefly involving missing beer mats. Aniyah got thaumaturgisted and restored three beer mats from beneath the fruit machine. thaumaturgused adj. Drunk to the point where the barmaid’s refusal becomes a test of miraculous powers. Donnelle was thaumaturgused and attempted to turn a refusal into another lager. thaumavored adj. Drunk beyond ordinary refreshment, feeding on the bar’s atmosphere as though it were magical energy.