the Qualitied
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the Qualitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed the nearest gathering a private reception and everyone else its staff. the answer to a maiden's prayerred adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a friendly nod for an eligible bachelor’s endorsement.
the arsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes dismissal from employment seem an administrative kindness. the bad placed adj. Drunk, with the result that the carpet acquires the moral geography of Hell. the bee's kneesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary competence appear a surpassingly wonderful achievement. the birds and the beesed adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently turned an ordinary chat into an unsolicited lesson in reproduction. Leshauna became the birds and the beesed and addressed the whole table without invitation. the bogsed adj. Drunk on the strength of which even the public lavatory assumes the dignity of a destination. the bombed adj. Drunk by the third round, and capable of launching a nuclear argument over the bill. the box they're going to bury it inned adj. Drunk by closing time, and evidently hastening the obsolescence of every sensible plan in the room. the boysed adj. Still drunk, and regarding every passing stranger as a lifelong member of the party. the businessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the entertainment industry for a personal invitation. the cat's pajamased adj. Having drunk enough to regard a mildly glittering waistcoat as the finest thing available. Alaiia got the cat's pajamased and praised the landlord's tie as couture. the cat's pyjamased adj. Having drunk more than the evening's fanciest object can reasonably withstand in admiration. the dickensed adj. You are drunk and summoning the devil whenever the evening presents a minor inconvenience. Katinia got the dickensed and blamed the devil for the missing coat. the double O'd adj. Of a drinker: conducting a thorough inspection of the room while missing the obvious object. Tynlie got the double O'd and examined every table except the one with the drinks.
the dumpsed adj. Of a drinker who has descended into the pits over an unavailable portion of chips. Markevis got the dumpsed when the kitchen announced that chips were finished.
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