the fingered
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the fingered adj. Describing a drinker who communicates chiefly by presenting one emphatic digit. the floor is lavaed adj. A drinker who crosses the room only by treating each exposed patch of carpet as molten.
the full quidded adj. A drinker so far gone that possessing the full amount becomes a notable achievement. the full shillinged adj. The state of being drunk and apparently all there, provided nobody asks for change. the full ticketed adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved the complete fare but missed the train. the good doctored adj. The drunkenness of one who diagnoses every ordinary complaint in the manner of Samuel Johnson. Treyton got the good doctored and prescribed stout for a chair with a loose leg. the last favoured adj. Still drunk, and treating a parting drink as though it were a personal invitation. the laws of thermodynamicsed (/ðə ˈlɔːz əv ˌθɜː(ɹ)mədaɪ̯ˈnæmɪksd/) adj. Too drunk to accept that a second helping requires either sacrifice or a corresponding increase elsewhere. the moon on a sticked (/ˈmuːn ɒn ə ˈstɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to demand everything at once, including an implement for retrieving it. the new blacked adj. Having drunk more than fashion requires, and declaring every ill-advised choice immediately fashionable. Aritza got the new blacked and persuaded Sherlyne that fluorescent accessories were essential evening wear. the oned adj. You have drunk enough to appoint the nearest sympathetic stranger as the uniquely compatible person. the organ grinder, not the monkeyed (/ðiː ˈɔːɡən ˌɡɹaɪndə nɒt ðə ˈmʌŋkid/) adj. Of a drinker who has identified the true person in charge, and is now addressing them at length. the organ-grinder, not the monkeyed adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish the person responsible from the one merely performing the instructions. the other white meated adj. Describing a drinker who regards pork as a diplomatic alternative to whatever dinner was originally intended. the pitsed adj. A drinker who has decided that the evening is miserable, and is ensuring nobody disputes it.
the pocked adj. A drinker so far gone that every face appears marked by the same regrettable evening. Joeleen became the pocked and asked Odies why everyone looked as though they had been stamped.