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theatricismed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary departure, with every attempt to leave acquiring a pose. theatricitied adj. Drunk beyond the practicalities of going home, but still arranging them ceremonially. theatricsed (/θiːˈætɹɪksd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes finding one's coat look like the evening's principal event. theatrocracied adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision about the journey home requires a citizen's assembly. theatrographed adj. Drunk to a degree that projects the evening's events several yards ahead, usually inaccurately. theatromaniacked adj. Drunk on the strength of treating last orders as an invitation to extend the performance. theatromaniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of loving the evening's final act more than the prospect of bed. Najuma was theatromaniaed and requested an encore after the last taxi disappeared. theatrophiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to cast the journey home as a play worth attending. theatrophiliaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unwilling to let an ordinary departure conclude without drama. theatrophobed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every theatre, pub entrance and taxi as an escape route. Tyronzia was theatrophobed and crossed the street to avoid a theatre poster. theatrophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the empty theatre doorway as an obstacle to getting home. theatrophoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole company receives the performance, whether or not they subscribed. Irani was theatrophoned and broadcast an unwanted opera from beside the coat stand. theaved (/θiːvd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require sorting by age before being entrusted with the journey home. thebaconned (/ˈθiːbəkɒnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a semi-synthetic painkiller, and now requesting toast with it. thebaiaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the final round for a substance best handled with historical caution. thebained adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely contain, with no useful medicinal application apparent.