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thebed adj. You have drunk enough to count the remaining coins in hundredths and still call them a round. Shanniece was thebed and divided the taxi fare into amounts no one could collect. theca cordised adj. Of a drinker: protected around the heart by a thick casing of drink, coats and misplaced confidence. Mirta was theca cordised and refused the taxi, claiming the cold could not reach her.
thecaed (/ˈθiːkəd/) adj. You are drunk and enclosed in layers of coat, scarf and well-meant advice. Damerius was thecaed beneath coat, scarf and advice, yet still attempted to leave for another pint. thecamoebianed adj. Of a drinker who has withdrawn into a personal case and moves towards home by gradual extension. thecamoebided adj. Describing a drinker who retreats into a shell whenever the subject of going home arises. thecaphored adj. A drinker who has acquired a surface for every coat and is carrying several of them home. thecaspored adj. Drunk, with the result that each conversation develops a protective case and waits to be released. Jamesyn, thoroughly thecaspored, enclosed his opinion before offering it to the table. thecitised adj. Drunk to a degree that the tendon sheath, in the relevant person, objects to further movement. theciumed adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a surface upon which every remark appears newly furnished. Devonte grew theciumed and annotated the conversation as though it were a specimen. thecodonted adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient authority, with the confidence of a classification long since abandoned. thecodontied adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a socketed certainty into which every conclusion fits. Dorlee became thecodontied and gave each opinion a permanent place in the discussion. thecodontosaurided adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently resembling a small, obsolete reptile in matters of judgement. thecomaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and benignly swollen with a single, well-supported line of thought. thecosomed adj. Still drunk, and drifting prettily through the room in a fragile shell of private conviction. thecostracanned adj. Too drunk to leave the rocks, and therefore obliged to conduct social life by attachment.
thed adj. Emboldened by drink to label the table header as though it were a complete instruction.