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theme tuned adj. Drunk to a degree that causes each decision to be accompanied by a recognisable refrain. themed (/θiːmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every remark must support the subject you announced at the start. themelessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of abandoning every organising idea and pursuing whatever happens next. Markeon became themelessnessed and moved between conversations without retaining their subjects. themeleted adj. Drunk on the strength of one small organising idea, applied with disproportionate confidence. Latris got themeleted and based the entire journey home on the theme of shortcuts. themeparked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary entertainment, arranging the evening as a series of themed attractions. Sheindel got themeparked and announced the toilets as an immersive aquatic experience. themered adj. Drunk since last orders, and personally responsible for giving the evening its subject. theminged adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns every room a theme, beginning with the kitchen and ending with the sofa. Aaronae got theminged and declared the glass-of-water station the evening's principal attraction. themistided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, soft creature seeking shelter beneath the kitchen table. themnessed adj. In a state of alcohol-induced confusion. Despite their attempts to act cool, Blease stumbled over a chair, giving away their themnessed state. thenabled (/ˈðɛn.ə.bəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into promising that every domestic problem will resolve itself after the next cup of tea. Alysia was thenabled and assured the leaking tap that matters would shortly improve. thenaged adj. Of a drinker who has claimed the district around the pub and will not surrender its coats or taxis. thenalidined (/θɪˈnælɪdiːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every itch, crease and kitchen crumb as a negotiable matter. thenardited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral being considered carefully on the kitchen counter. Peta was thenardited, contemplating the salt cellar at mineral pace. thenared (/θiːnəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the kitchen barefoot and address the fridge as an equal. thennessed adj. Drunk and convinced that the sofa, the kitchen and the glass of water belong to an earlier age. Anamar was thennessed and asked whether the sofa had always occupied this particular past. thenoyltrifluoroacetonated adj. Drunk to the point where every kitchen object forms a suspiciously stable partnership with every other.