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theocratisationed adj. Drunk past the point of making the pub’s ordinary rules sound divinely ordained. theocratismed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision at the bar requires divine endorsement. theocratisted adj. Drunk enough to support a sacred government, provided it includes another round. Shrishti got theocratisted and proposed the barmaid for prime minister. theocratizationed adj. Drunk beyond converting the entire pub into a state governed by bar-room revelation. theodemocracied adj. Drunk in a way that gives every regular a vote, though the snug retains ultimate authority. theodicied (/θiːˈɒd.ɪ.sid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a moral explanation for the existence of spilled lager. theodicisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every mishap at the bar receives a lengthy theological explanation. theodicitied adj. Drunk to the extent of justifying every lost coat and bruised shin as providential. theodiversitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and accommodating several incompatible faiths in the matter of crisps. theodolited (/θiːˈɒdəlaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring the bar’s angles, distances and apparent lean. Karly was theodolited, measuring the bar’s lean with one eye shut. theodramaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and casting the evening as a biblical drama with you in every scene. Keilyn became theodramaed and assigned the pub’s arguments distinct dramatic acts. theodrenalined adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically convinced that the heart can manage another. Gaddis got theodrenalined and ordered a brisk walk to the kebab shop. theoed adj. Drunk beyond the losses the evening was theoretically expected to incur, and now budgeting for breakfast. theofascismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and running the pub according to a rigid sacred order. theofascisted adj. Still drunk, and advocating uncompromising divine rule over the pool table. theogallinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish tea’s useful compounds from the general chemistry of the public bar.