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theogamied adj. Sufficiently drunk to propose marriage to a deity, preferably one with a tab behind the bar. theogonied (/θɪˈɒɡənɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and generating new gods from the remaining spirits. theogonismed adj. You have drunk enough to trace the origins of every god to a dubious bottle on the shelf. theogonisted adj. Having drunk enough to invent several gods for the pub’s taps and explain their ancestry. Camera got theogonisted and traced the lineage of every spirit behind the bar. theographied adj. Sharpened by drink into writing about gods on the back of the last-orders receipt. theolatried adj. Loosened by drink into worshipping the nearest reliable object, usually the taxi that has finally arrived. Saragosa became theolatried and bowed gratefully when the taxi appeared at last. theolinguisticsed adj. Describing a drinker who analyses every sacred phrase uttered near the bar, including the landlord’s. theolinned adj. Of a drinker who has taken enough stimulant to regard closing time as a negotiable suggestion. Vihaas became theolinned and treated the landlord’s first warning as a scheduling matter. theologaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar staff receive a canon’s lecture on theology and proper conduct. theologastered adj. Drunk to a degree that you can explain the universe, but not where you left your coat. theologated adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub's curriculum as a course of study, with snacks for examinations. theologed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn ordinary errors into an improvised seminar on why the taxi has not arrived. theologered adj. Drunk on the strength of a doctrine assembled during the walk from the bar to the lavatory. Tyaisha grew theologered and explained the moral order of the pub's coat hooks. theologianed (/ˌθi.əˈləʊd͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now studying the divine significance of a dropped onion ring. Jon-luke became theologianed and found providence in the arrangement of the beer mats. theological virtuesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and endowed with faith, hope, and charity towards the last sausage roll. Chinmay was theological virtuesed and offered the final sausage roll to a person who had not asked. theologicianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and lecturing on divinity with the authority of someone holding a kebab. Kashe became theologicianed and expounded on eternity while waiting for the kebab.