theologicsed
theomaticsed

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theologicsed adj. Still drunk, and reducing the study of ultimate things to a dispute over whose turn it is to pay. theologied (/θiˈɒ.lə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Of a drinker who has pursued ultimate truth as far as the identity of the person who ordered chips.
theologisered adj. Having drunk enough to theologise at length, chiefly about whether the taxi driver has a soul. theologisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a proposition about God from an urgent request for a clean glass. theologizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the purchase of crisps into an act of cosmic significance. theologizered adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence supports, yet finding providence in the missing umbrella. theologoumenonned adj. You have drunk enough to hold a personal theological opinion about the pub's superior brand of crisps. theologued adj. You are drunk and treating the bar as a seminary whose final lesson is finding the lavatory. theologused adj. Of a drinker: a lecturer in ultimate matters, temporarily defeated by the bottle's screw cap. Jesselle was theologused and delivered a lecture on divinity before losing to the bottle cap. theomachiaed adj. A drinker who has declared war on the heavens but is presently losing to a revolving door. theomachied (/θiˈɒm.ə.kid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the gods are opponents, though the immediate adversary is a chair. theomachisted (/θiˈɑm.æ.kɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who fights against divinity, beginning with the pub's ceiling and ending with the coat stand. Starlin grew theomachisted, challenging the ceiling before declaring war on the coat stand. theomancied adj. The state of being drunk and consulting the oracle of a dropped coin before ordering chips. theomaniacked adj. The drunkenness of one who finds divine messages in ordinary bar furniture, particularly the sticky table. theomaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has found sacred meaning in the till receipt and is taking it home.
theomaticsed adj. Reduced by drink to finding numerological proof in the digits of a taxi fare.
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