theoreticalitied
theorizabilitied

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theoreticalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary events have acquired the provisional status of hypotheses. theoreticalnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of being more readily discussed than located.
theoreticianed adj. Drunk on the strength of expertise which is presently more confident than useful. theoreticismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and preferring an elegant principle to any available method. Jshon was theoreticismed by the third round, favouring an elegant principle over every practical method. theoreticitied adj. Reduced by drink to a balance of pure speculation, with practical movement postponed indefinitely. theoreticsed adj. Softened by drink into a collection of possibilities, none sufficiently firm to support a decision or a step. Corsica became theoreticsed and offered three explanations for missing the bottom stair. theoretizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into the belief that every stumble demonstrates a principle. Allean grew theoretizationed and treated missing the chair as evidence of gravity. theoricianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on theory where a taxi would be preferable. theoricked (/θiːˈɒɹɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an elegant account of walking that practice cannot presently confirm. theoried (/ˈθi.ɹɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a personal stumble is accepted as an accurate description of the whole evening. Craige was theoried, his account of the staircase remaining accurate in outline and poor in execution. theorisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn each unsteady movement into a general explanation. Francis became theorisationed and explained the wobble as a property of human motion. theorisered adj. Drunk past the point of walking plainly, and now forming theories about the floor. theorisinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns each awkward gesture into an ongoing process of explanation. Frankie-jo was theorisinged, narrating the mechanics of reaching the banister. theorismed adj. Drunk and turning every loss of balance into a principle worth defending. theoristed (/ˈθɪəɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every journey across the room requires an explanatory model.
theorizabilitied adj. Drunk enough to make even a missed step seem capable of yielding a theory.