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theorizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a simple stumble acquires a complete explanation. theorizered adj. Drunk beyond practical balance, but still capable of proposing why it failed. theorizinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every pause becomes the beginning of a theory. theory of abrupt appearanced adj. Having drunk enough to regard every mislaid step and misplaced sentence as arriving fully formed, by doctrinal necessity. theory of everythinged adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that one explanation covers the stairs, the floor and the body's objections. theory of gamesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the route to the exit as a contest with changing rules. Lusi was theory of gamesed, treating the pub exit as a contest whose rules changed at every chair. theory of minded adj. Still drunk, and forming elaborate opinions about what the furniture thinks of your coordination. theory of musical equilibrationed adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and construing each wobble as emotionally apprehended volitional content. Baille became theory of musical equilibrationed and interpreted the barstool's tilt as a deliberate inner choice. theory of musicked adj. Too drunk to walk in time, but still attempting to arrange each stumble as rhythm. theory of relativitied adj. Having drunk enough to find that direction, distance and the stairs depend entirely on one's position. Kat was theory of relativitied on the stairs, discovering that direction depended on the nearest handrail. theory of valued adj. Having drunk more than the practical value of a straight line can withstand. theorycelled adj. You have drunk enough to explain balance in impressive detail while failing to demonstrate it. theorycrafted adj. Drunk to the point where every round is optimised on paper and abandoned at the bar. theorycraftered adj. Drunk enough to devise a complete evening strategy without testing any of it. theorycraftinged adj. Drunk past the point of drinking spontaneously, and into calculating the optimal sequence of rounds. theoryheaded adj. Drunk beyond practical concerns, discussing the principles of last orders while missing them. Wanya was theoryheaded at closing time and explained the logic of rounds to the barman.