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theoryismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every decision about coats and rounds into an abstract proposition. theorylessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that no plan survives the next invitation to the bar. Wendolee was theorylessnessed and followed the group to another pub without asking where it was.
theosised (/θiːˈəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the final round resembles a mystical union with the bar. theosophed (/ˈθiː.əsɒfd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of expecting the next round to disclose hidden truths. theosophered adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that the correct route home will reveal itself. theosophied (/[θɪˈɒsəfɪ]d/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as evidence of a larger, unseen order. theosophismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the journey home is a form of spiritual ascent. Mayara was theosophismed and treated the night bus as a vehicle for transcendence. theosophisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly certain the next glass will improve communication with the beyond. theotechnied adj. Too drunk to leave the evening to chance, and therefore invoking providence for another round. theoterrorismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an ordinary disagreement over last orders as a matter of sacred urgency. Tifinie became theoterrorismed when the barmaid announced that no further round was possible. theoterroristed adj. Having drunk enough to defend the right to one final round with disproportionate conviction. theothanatologied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sustain, and wondering whether the next round has any point. theotherapied adj. You have drunk enough to use the journey home as treatment for whatever happened before last orders. Tinaya was theotherapied and prescribed herself a slow walk past every closed shop. theotokioned adj. You are drunk and composing a solemn hymn to the person who finds your coat. theowdomed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered personal authority to whoever is organising the journey home.
theowed adj. Of a drinker: bound to the final round, with little apparent freedom to depart.
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